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I just wrote Mark a letter in 1800s-ish language, in cursive, and folded it like it would have been folded during the Regency era. I am the best friend ever.
“I’m comfortable with my body. It’s funny, actually, I’ve just been having a discussion with the guy who’s directing my new project It might have a bit of nudity and he said: ‘Just to let you know, if you’re getting naked, no landscaping of any kind. This is the 1940s and you’re playing a Jew.’ I was like, ‘Pretty much there anyway, mate! Not a huge amount of maintenance going on.’ I mean, there’s a little bit, obviously, for courtesy. This is way too much information, but I don’t like girls with nothing down there either. It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it’s fucking creepy.”
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Chapstick Queen
my favorite books (: (by drasticplastic)
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Jane Austen’s Fight Club!
you all may know me as a lovable, anti-gender role, slightly effeminate blogger.
but fuck. my...
…and if you try real hard, all your favourite books will have some connection with the wonderful...
that sad moment when your girlfriend tells you she doesn’t like ghost mice.
but its cool, she’s...
Three years with this girl, today.
(pay no attention to my friend john in the background)